Far be it for me to gloat when politicians I don't like disgrace themselves. But I'm going to make a reluctant exception for Idaho's own Larry Craig. I have here a humble tribute to the senator, set to the tune of 'Deck the Halls', if only because it restores the original meaning to 'fa la la la la'. Check the Stalls for our friend Larry Fa La La La La, La La La La Men’s room trysts aren’t santiary Fa La La La La, La La La La He’s caught up in a vicious cycle Fa La La, La La La, La La La It’s a pain, just ask George Michael Fa La La La La, La La La La Always acts real stern and holy Fa La La La La, La La La La Will he hook up with Mark Foley? Fa La La La La, La La La La In the closet? You must go-ta Fa La La, La La La, La La La Airport stalls in Minnesota Fa La La La La, La La La La Ditched his wife, could not abide her Fa La La La La, La La La La Put his hand ‘tween the dividers Fa La La La La, La La La La Tapped his right foot for elation Fa La La, La La La, La La La Now Craig’s at the police station Fa La La La La, La La La La | 
